Sheldon Cooper For The Win

fujiidom:

In the world of emoticons, I was colon capital D.

The Big Bang Theory 3.01 - The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation (for Ifraaan)

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

SHELDON: I.e., I couldn’t become Green Lantern unless I was chosen by the Guardians of Oa, but given enough startup capital and an adequate research facility, I could be Batman.
LEONARD: You could be Batman?
SHELDON: Sure. [raspy voice] I’m Batman. [normal voice] See?

The Big Bang Theory 2.01 - “The Bad Fish Paradigm”

(via love-etc)

fujiidom:

Sheldon: Mom, what are you doing here?

Mary: Leonard called me.

Sheldon: I know, but why?

Leonard: Because one of the great minds of the twenty-first century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes.

Sheldon: This is not a serape, this is a poncho. A serape is open at the sides; a poncho is closed. This is a poncho. …And neither is a reason to call someone’s mother.

The Big Bang Theory 1.04 - The Luminous Fish Effect (for Ifraaan)

fujiidom:

Sheldon: Hey, you want to hear an interesting thing about tomatoes?

Penny: Uh, no, no, not really. Listen, didn’t you say you needed some eggs?

Sheldon: Yes, but anyone who knows anything about the dynamics of bacterial growth knows to pick up their refrigerated foods on the way out of the supermarket.

Penny: Oh, okay. Well, then maybe you should start heading on out then.

Sheldon: No, this is fun. Oh, the thing about tomatoes — and I think you’ll really enjoy this — is they’re shelved with the vegetables, but they’re technically a fruit.

Penny: Oh, interesting.

Sheldon: Isn’t it?

Penny: No, I mean what you find enjoyable.

The Big Bang Theory 1.04 - The Luminous Fish Effect

betternovembers:

Jim Parsons + Craig Ferguson = Late Night Comedy Gold EVERY TIME. (Source: jimparsons.net)

betternovembers:

And then sometimes, when one is at jimparsons.net, looking at the incredible new hi-res photos from, of all things, a tea party, and you happen to click on a photo to get the full version and it opens this massive new version, you are struck by how pretty his eyes are.  This may have just happened.